Just for fun, because Jennifer's post was so funny it inspired me, I'm letting you know that if I died today the announcement would sound something like this:
Elena Manwaring passed away due to complications from her 2 mile walk/jog.
Her legs cramped up causing her to stop dead in her tracks.
Her loving son, Carter, used his bike to drag her home.
At her home, 12 screaming girls ages 10 and under, finished her off with 500 water balloons, a slip-n-slide, and an overdose of ice cream.
In lieu of flowers, donations (large ones) can be sent to her family.
(What the heck was I thinking when I agreed to a 3 hour water party today?!)
Thursday, June 04, 2009
If I died today...
Posted by Elena at 12:06 PM
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Ha! You're so clever and funny Elena!! You're such a fun mom!
Sounds like a BLAST! Except the part about running/jogging and gettin drug home! I would LOVE an overdose of icecream right about now! :)
A 3 hour water party - You're the coolest mom ever!
A 3 hour water party - You're the coolest mom ever!
What a brave mother you are. I'll be sure to check the paper tomorrow!
What were you thinking?...R.I.P. Elena, I will miss you. :)
A two mile walk jog, and a three hour water party???? Now I understand the death notice:)
Parties where children are involved should never last more than 2 hours. It's a law or something.
I hope they managed to revive you!
Parties where children are involved should never last more than two hour OR involve water!
WHAT were you THINKING?
You are the funnest mom I know.
Um...
MY FAVORITE POST FROM YOU, ELENA!!!
(yes, that's me screaming...in your honor.0
Hilarious.
I'm glad you made it 2 miles, though...I'd have met Jesus at the .5 mile mark. Sincerely.
I am so jealous, all we have here is natures own cold and rainy water party.....
Toooooo funny!
I still say you are AWESOME for even trying to run! There is no running gene whatsoever in my body!
And I still say you die in a freak pie baking/Rock Band incident :)!
Thanks for the shout out, by the way!
Toooooo funny!
I still say you are AWESOME for even trying to run! There is no running gene whatsoever in my body!
And I still say you die in a freak pie baking/Rock Band incident :)!
Thanks for the shout out, by the way!
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