Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Kindergarten Funny

Today I picked Carter up from school and he immediately said, "I don't want to tell you anything that happened today."

Me: "Why not? That kind of hurts my feelings. I love to hear about your school day."

Carter: "Well, we all got in trouble for saying bad words."

Me: "What words did people say?"

Carter: "The B word and the F word."

Me (alarmed that my son is hearing the "F word" in kindergarten): "What is the B word and the F word?"

Carter: "You know....'hit' and 'naked'."

It was all I could do to stifle my snort and laughter. I guess when you don't know how to spell, the "F word" is not quite the same word as when you can spell.

12 comments:

Deanna said...

bwahhhhh! ha! ha!!!

I would have been mortified, too...good thing they learn to spell after Christmas! LOL!

Camille said...

Oh, man! THAT is hilarious! I thought he was going to say "fart" for the F word. That's what we always thought the F word was!

Kat said...

Oh, that is hilarious!

Now, naturally :-), my girls know all their bad words. Madalyn was cuddling with me in bed the other day telling me which bad words were in all the songs she likes.

What I want to know is why she can pick that out...but not hear me when I call her to take out the trash?!

Gina said...

That's right up there with the day the teacher called me to tell me that my son told some girl he was going to take her to the beach and have sex with her. Because, in our house sex is not a bad word- but you do have to know what it means in order to use it in a sentence....

Cherie said...

That is a really good one! Kids are too funny!! The new "f" word - Love it!

Nichole said...

i love kindergarteners

Farnsworth Family said...

You guys are awesome!! Carter cracks me up! :)

Lee Ann said...

so, so funny!

I'll have to post a similar one soon.

Grammy said...

LOL....Carter, you are a funny kid. We love you.

Wendy said...

LOL! If only it stayed this way through high school. I'm sure my daughter's hearing an alphabet full of bad words there.

(sigh) Enjoy these days. You are so awesome for recording these fun little things.

WishTrish said...

ROFLOL! That is the funniest thing I have heard all day! So funny!

JandK Manwaring Family said...

That is hilarious!! So cute. Kate will love Kristagarden...give me a call and I will get you all her info. She is the nicest lady in the world. As always, love to catch up on your blog!