Friday, May 30, 2008
Red Hair and Coconuts
"Guess what color I want my hair next?"
Me- "What?"
Halle- "Red."
Me- "Oh Halle, what are we going to do with you girl?"
Halle- "I don't know. Maybe take me to Hawaii and buy me coconut drinks and stuff."
Oh man, she cracks me up. The things her little mind is thinking.....
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Weeds, Dirt, and Rocks....Oh My!
We loved the rock ground cover we had in our old house so much. But I.F. doesn't sell it anywhere. So we rented a dump trailer and made a day trip jaunt to Boise and back to buy our beloved rock.
Thank you Miki and Jennifer for a spur of the moment VERY quick lunch. It was ever so tasty and made my whole 11 hour round trip very worth it.Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Having a Son
I am so excited for Carter to play tee-ball. Even buying his baseball mitt was fun for me. (And for those of you who know me, know that sports (and certainly sports equipment) are not my thing.) Anyway, tonight was his first practice and I can't wait until a game. Let's just hope he understands the idea of rules.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
The Weekend Randomness
Hope you all had a great LONG weekend!!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Becky's Words
American Idol ended last night with Big David as the top dog! (Or should I say dawg?) Anyway, since I posted about the start of the show, I have to post results. Way to go Becky for picking the winner in your top three!! (I didn't even include Big David Cook. I thought he sang way too flat and would be cremated in the beginning. Guess there's a lot to say for having amazing stage presence.) I just have to copy and paste Becky's assessment of it all because they are my thoughts exactly and she did such a great job wording everything. (Hope you don't mind Bec.)
"the american idol finale was AMAZING! i love watching a program full of musical performances. great entertainment!
*as much as i complained about members of the top 12, it was fun to see them all again! yes, even kristy lee and jason castro. (Me- LOVE him!)
*i can't wait for so you think you can dance to start.
*careful paula. you are going to fall out of that dress.
*what is jordan sparks wearing? that's too bad.
*the jonas brothers are overrated.
*one republic sang owen's favorite song! i will have to let owen watch this tomorrow. he'll love singing and dancing along. and he actually does know some of the words. except for he likes to sneak "i'm sorry" into parts of the chorus too. such a cutie!
*BLAKE! blake lewis is SOOO cute! (Me-Wish he would have performed; MISS him.)
*those pips are TOO entertaining. ben stiller kills me. love that guy! (Me- How about Jack Black? Don't you all think Jeremy should enter an impressionist contest. I think I laughed harder imagining Jeremy doing all those moves than I did at Jack Black.)
*why can't i have thighs like carrie underwood. man, she looked great! emily-can you make my hair look like her's? too bad she sang my least favorite song. oh well.
*david archuletta already has a commercial!? GO DAVID!
*david cook sure was on fire tonight! maybe he can win this thing tonight.
*george micheal sure looks old. strange. (Me- What does he have over his eyes? Did he just have lasik surgery?)
here come the results...and it's...ugh...i'm so sad this is over...holy cow, simon is apologizing...okay...and it's...DAVID...DAVID...DAVID...COOK! holy moly! i love it! from bar tender to millionaire.
HOORAH! can't wait for january! gosh...what a great show!"
Great words Becky, couldn't have said it better myself.
Funny for My Mom
Kate just walked in and said, "I need a pickle."
Me- "You need a pickle?"
Kate- "Ya...(pathetic voice) I need a pickle at Grammy's house."
LOLLLL!!!!!!!
(My mom keeps a jar of opened pickles on her counter at all times because she eats them so much.)
Schools Out for the Summer!
Yesterday I redeemed my Valentine's day gift from Jarom, and went to the spa for a massage and pedicure. (My sister-in-law, Becky, joined me for the pedicure and then lunch.) It was a great time! (THANK YOU Jarom, it was wonderful!) I figured I better do something to get all geared up for the craziness summer seems to bring.
Now if it would just get warm enough to feel like summer break, we'd be good to go.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Happy Birthday Brandon!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Mermaids and Firefox
Me- "I don't even know what that is Carter."
Carter (as he's pointing to where on the computer I should click)- "See you just click here. That's Firefox."
Sure enough, Firefox worked and he knew EXACTLY which program it was. He's a boy after his father's heart. And I am so glad that my 4 year old can help me with my computer I-D-10-T errors.
Also, tonight Kate handed me a seashell and asked me if I could hear the ocean. I told her yes and tried to hand the shell back to her. Then she said, "No you talk a Little Mermaid. You say hi." Then she took it and pretended to talk on her seashell cell phone (I guess you could say a "shell phone". Hardy-har-har, I'm so funny.) to the Little Mermaid.
ADORABLE!!!!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Picnic in the Park
Me (nice voice)- "Sure, why not?"
Me (nice voice)- "Everyone look at me and smile."
Friday, May 16, 2008
Boiled Lobster Lady
Also at Field Day, Kate lost a brand new pair of shoes. I searched the entire playground for them, but they were nowhere to be found. And Carter got his first official scolding from a playground duty for throwing rocks. (I just hid my head and gave him the look of death afterwards.) He was playing with Bailey and Alyssa and kept throwing rocks. After his scolding, Bailey was so angry at the duty for being so harsh. She said, "Sheesh, he's only 4! She could have just told him nicely. Not a lecture with the "look at me!" He doesn't know the rules." It was SO cute. She's just like a protective older sister. She is certainly part of the family.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
I-Spy
Me: "Hmmmm....that's tough, but I'm going to guess grass."
Carter: "You're right! You're good at dis game."
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Indoor Playground
Me: "What in the world?!"
Carter: "I was just making a playground mom. It's just fun."
Me: "Okay stand there so I can take your picture then let's clean up."
Carter: "Are you going to put this on your bwog?"
(Notice how he's holding a wet rag to his bonked head? I don't think his playground was as kid friendly as he thought it would be.)
Monday, May 12, 2008
Happy Late Mother's Day
1. Don't ever share a drink with a kid, especially if it has a straw. (Chunks, enough said.)
2. If you run over a bag of lettuce with a shopping cart it explodes and sounds like a gun shot.
3. Bubbles can come OUT of toilets
4. Magnetix are really fun toys.
5. Tubs overflow and water comes through light fixtures in ceilings.
6. Bed time is the best time of day. (Well actually not bed time, but the time right AFTER bed time when everyone is accounted for and asleep.)
7. Grocery shopping with kids is near impossible.
8. Gum bought and paid for can still be scanned by the self scanner at a completley different store.
9. Shaving your legs is a luxury.
10. Pooped on, peed on, puked on clothes, can still be worn for a full day.
11. Bra shopping with kids is near impossible.
12. Dirty faces, snotty noses, and unfixed hair at the store is OKAY.
13. If you tell a child to stay clean, it's an instant invitation to get dirty.
14. Kids can melt your heart just by a look on their face.
15. Being a mom is the best thing in the whole world.
My mom made this neat 4 generation picture for me for Christmas. I thought Mother's Day was an appropriate time to post it. (Sorry about the flash glare.)
And a big thank you to my wonderful hubby who gave me the coolest printer ever for my Mother's Day gift. It can print up to 13x19 photo lab quality prints (edge to edge, no trimming needed) and it's going to be lots of fun for me to play with.
Friday, May 09, 2008
E.L.E.N.A.
I get called anything from Alaina to Ellen and everything in between. But I pronounce my name "L" (as in L,M,N,O,P) "E" (as in A,B,C,D,E) "nuh". It's not difficult really, but hardly anyone gets it correctly. (And don't feel bad if you're one that doesn't. I honestly sat down and tried to think of how you each say my name and I don't have a clue.)
Do any of you get called something other than your name?
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Little Truman G
Halle's 1st Grade Program
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Put some umph in it.
And just another funny from Carter. Today he asked, "Mom guess how tall I am?" I said, "How tall?" And he said, "5 minutes and a half tall!" Seems like in 5 minutes he will be all tall and grown. What a cute kid he is.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Scaredy Cat
#1 SPIDERS-
Uggghhhhh.....I HATE them and hobos are at the top of the hate list. (Even posting this picture made me sick to my stomach. ) I can handle almost all types of insects, but not spiders. And don't even ask me to step on one. I physically CAN NOT do it. I would rather stick a jar on top if it and wait for someone else to get it. Of course getting close enough to stick the jar on is a scene within itself. I scream/hyperventilate the entire time. I even scream when I vacuum them up. And it makes me feel better to scream while I do it, so leave me alone.#2 Aliens-
The most ridiculous thing about this fear is that I honestly don't believe in their existence. (Not that I don't believe in life on other planets, but I don't think that they are freaky weird alien looking things.) But it is a sad fact, I've been afraid of aliens since I was very little. I think Close Encounters might have set things off for me. Every once in a while when I am alone outside at night, I get that creepy feeling that something is watching me and I run as FAST as I can to get inside, cause I just KNOW its an imaginary alien waiting to get me.#3 Buffalo (Bison, whatever)-
My family goes to Yellowstone National Park every year and for as long as I can remember I have been afraid of the buffalo. I think all the stories of people being gored and such has made an impression on my mind. I am getting better and can actually think straight when I get near one (probably because mommy mode clicks on and I fear for my kids), but I still get that gut wrenching belly drop feeling whenever one is near.#4 Gorillas-

This one is actually a fear that I have finally conquered. I used to have a reoccurring nightmare about gorillas with red glowing eyes that would try to get me. Apparently when I was about 2 my cousin jumped out at me wearing a gorilla mask and it scarred me for life. I think I was almost more afraid of gorillas than I am of spiders. Not even baby gorillas were cute to me (and for animal loving me, that's saying a lot).
When I was 14 I was at a zoo and got talked into going into the great apes display by some boy that I had a crush on. I went in and quickly walked past the gorilla display and went straight to the orangutans. However, there was a HUGE crowd in front of the gorillas and I kept hearing a loud boom and then the crowd would gasp, scream, laugh, etc. I just HAD to see what was going on. So I carefully crept to the very edge of the cage and leaned on the farthest pane of glass to get a glimpse of the gorilla inside.
He was in the center of the cage staring at the crowd with the meanest eyes I had ever seen. Then a man from the crowd pounded on the glass to make the gorilla mad and without skipping a beat the gorilla bounded to the window and beat the glass as hard as it could. The kicker is that it chose the far window I was leaning on to beat on. I felt the glass bend, the gorilla hit it so hard. I don't think there has been a time in my life where I have been more scared. I flew to the back wall (seriously I don't think my feet touched the ground) and froze and instantly started sobbing. I couldn't even talk about the stupid incident for several years without crying.
Then one day I started to feel really sorry for the gorilla. All those people staring at it and teasing it, he had no choice but to try to defend himself. I started watching documentaries about them and finally I wasn't afraid of them. The nightmares stopped and now I think they are beautiful creatures. (But don't ask me to come face to face with one without bullet proof glass between us.)
*Now that you've gotten a good laugh at me, I would love to hear your fears (and maybe laugh a little at you too). ;)
Golden Spike National Historic Site
The last tie laid connecting the East to the West by rail.Monday, May 05, 2008
Salt Lake
No need to bring a pack-n-play to the hotel, just use the bottom drawer for a bed. Clean up is a lot more easy this way too. (Seriously, she slept here and LOVED it. Crazy kid.)
We enjoyed a picnic at the park after Payson's baptism. The kids played for 6 hours straight while the adults lounged on the grass. It was WONDERFUL!
We also enjoyed a full day at Hogle Zoo.
We enjoyed watching and eating old fashion Salt Water Taffy with salt straight from the great Salt Lake itself.
The flowers on Temple Square were beautiful.




