Just for fun, because Jennifer's post was so funny it inspired me, I'm letting you know that if I died today the announcement would sound something like this:
Elena Manwaring passed away due to complications from her 2 mile walk/jog.
Her legs cramped up causing her to stop dead in her tracks.
Her loving son, Carter, used his bike to drag her home.
At her home, 12 screaming girls ages 10 and under, finished her off with 500 water balloons, a slip-n-slide, and an overdose of ice cream.
In lieu of flowers, donations (large ones) can be sent to her family.
(What the heck was I thinking when I agreed to a 3 hour water party today?!)
Ha! You're so clever and funny Elena!! You're such a fun mom!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a BLAST! Except the part about running/jogging and gettin drug home! I would LOVE an overdose of icecream right about now! :)
ReplyDeleteA 3 hour water party - You're the coolest mom ever!
ReplyDeleteA 3 hour water party - You're the coolest mom ever!
ReplyDeleteWhat a brave mother you are. I'll be sure to check the paper tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteWhat were you thinking?...R.I.P. Elena, I will miss you. :)
ReplyDeleteA two mile walk jog, and a three hour water party???? Now I understand the death notice:)
ReplyDeleteParties where children are involved should never last more than 2 hours. It's a law or something.
ReplyDeleteI hope they managed to revive you!
Parties where children are involved should never last more than two hour OR involve water!
ReplyDeleteWHAT were you THINKING?
You are the funnest mom I know.
Um...
ReplyDeleteMY FAVORITE POST FROM YOU, ELENA!!!
(yes, that's me screaming...in your honor.0
Hilarious.
I'm glad you made it 2 miles, though...I'd have met Jesus at the .5 mile mark. Sincerely.
I am so jealous, all we have here is natures own cold and rainy water party.....
ReplyDeleteToooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI still say you are AWESOME for even trying to run! There is no running gene whatsoever in my body!
And I still say you die in a freak pie baking/Rock Band incident :)!
Thanks for the shout out, by the way!
Toooooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI still say you are AWESOME for even trying to run! There is no running gene whatsoever in my body!
And I still say you die in a freak pie baking/Rock Band incident :)!
Thanks for the shout out, by the way!